So I posted a funny status on Facebook earlier today and someone commented that it would make a great blog/book title. This person can write and I am surprisingly smart enough to jump on a good idea so I opened up blogger and gave birth to my new blog.
I am truly a slack ass in so many ways yet I strive for excellence in others. Yes that was said with absolute and total sarcasm.
Sadly this is all I have time for today since I just heard my 6 year old ask my Mom, his Wawa, to warm up the toilet seat for him which means I will soon be needed to ooh and ahh over the enormous turd that will no doubt clog the toilet later.
Riveting.
